Sunday, January 19, 2014

When There is No Face Big Enough to Palm

Assuming for a fanciful moment that you had the money (or wanted to give me the money), which would you buy: a castle, or an apartment in Manhattan? Which would be a better deal? Aesthetics and value judgments about the wretched, massive steel and concrete hive of scum and villainy aside, you're at least potentially facing a better deal going for the castle. I mean, seriously, look at this list, and tell me from the side-by-sides that you'd rather own the real estate in Mos NYC. Not one of those castles seems to be located in Carpathia. And even if one was, it just means you're going to own a lot of garlic and cruciform wall decor. Still a slam dunk in my book.

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